hakuna your tatas
hakuna your tatas
do you know how happy it makes me waking up next to you each day? 😍☺️ #iloveyou

honestly, I think I’d rather be pregnant.

these fucking cramps are going to be the death of me & I’m pretty sure I can’t get pregnant, so why even have them?


Think I am sorted for next halloween :D



being on your period and having so much pain that you just wanna roll around on the floor and cry


I want a t-shirt that says: Warning, I’m on my period

You won’t get blood on you, but there may be some violent screaming or desperate pleas for sex. Good luck with that.

attention to my female followers :
I’m desperate as fuck to have the least amount of cramps possible today, so if anyone has any tips, please share. I’m dying.

I have some serious period probs right now :(


Damn I though this was gonna be the one with a picture of dick butt

"Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance."

~Anna Quindlen, Every Last One (via borinq)

Whoa. This was too accurate

(via sunsetovermontauk)

(Source: simply-quotes, via spidercatz)

my boyfriend got butthurt because my dog slobbered on him

now he’s not talking to me

Are you fucking kidding me? 👊😑